Burger Blast For President 2000

Burger Blast For President 2000 - AI Generated Ad

In The Last 5 Years, Burger Blast has brought more joy to the country than ever thought possible with Farm Fresh American made ingredients in every bite. Burger Blast has brought those it's assimilated more purpose and belonging than ever before in our country's history with its what some might call addictive Secret Sauce. People no longer care about what Eldridge Horrors might await them in the future; they only care about that delicious tasty sauce. Consume Burger Blast Secret Sauce.

This afternoon, 6,500 young men and women will be burgered and with their collectible Burger hats, they no longer need worry about the trials and triviality of everyday life. They need only worry about consuming Burger. It's Burger again in America, and under the leadership of President Burger Blast, our country will be more tasty, more Farm Fresh, more American, more Burger.

Why would we ever want to not be Burger? Consume burger; burger good. Burger is America. Burger Blast for President of the United States of Burger. Make America a burger. Burger Bless America.

Dar Burger is me. Give us this sauce our daily burger and forgive us our pizza nuggets as we consume Burger Blast SE Secret Sauce TM and lead us not into individuality but make us so very tasty. Tasty Secret Sauce TM. This November, don't think, just eat.

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