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Text Conversation:

Anthony: I stole your girl. What are you going to do about it?

Unknown: Who is this?

Anthony: Don’t you remember me?

Unknown: No.

Anthony: Back in sixth grade, you beat me in a race in front of my crush, and she fell for you.

Unknown: Omg Tony?

Anthony: Yeah, I never forgot about that. I swore that one day I'd do the same to you.

Unknown: Dude, you're actually insane. What? You can't be serious. We've only been dating for 3 months. It's not that deep.

Anthony: So, you're not upset?

Unknown: I mean, a little more annoyed than anything. Are you happy you won?

Anthony: Yes, I hope it breaks your heart.

Unknown: She was nice, don't get me wrong, but I didn't see it lasting long term. Maybe you actually did me a favor, so thanks, I guess.

Anthony: Are you kidding me right now? Do you realize how much effort I put into this? I made fake dating profiles under a different name, lied about my interests, all for you to end up shrugging it off.

Unknown: You okay, man? Need someone to talk to?

Anthony: Honestly, yeah.

Unknown: How about we grab some drinks on me and talk things over, maybe settle our past issues?

Anthony: Not going to lie, that actually sounds pretty good.

Unknown: Great, see you this weekend.

Keywords

Revenge
Dating
Fake profiles
Race
Crush
Past issues
Drinks
Insane
Shrugging it off

FAQ

Q: Who is Anthony?

A: Anthony is a person who had a grudge from sixth grade because he lost a race in front of his crush.

Q: What was Anthony's plan?

A: Anthony made fake dating profiles under a different name and lied about his interests to steal his old rival's girlfriend.

Q: How did the Unknown person react to the news?

A: The unknown person was more annoyed than upset and even felt that Anthony might have done him a favor.

Q: What did the Unknown person suggest they do to settle their issues?

A: The unknown person suggested that they grab some drinks and talk things over.

Q: Did Anthony agree to the suggestion?

A: Yes, Anthony agreed to meet up for drinks to settle their past issues.