Funny Johnny And The Angry Biker Joke

Funny Johnny And The Angry Biker Joke

Johnny sits at the bar staring at his drink when a large, troublemaking biker steps up next to him. The biker grabs Johnny’s drink, gulps it down in one swig, and menacingly says, “Thanks mate, what’re you going to do about it?”

Johnny then bursts into tears. The biker, taken aback, says, “Come on man, I didn’t think you’d cry. I can’t stand to see a man crying. What’s your problem?”

“This is the worst day of my life,” Johnny says. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. I went to the parking lot and found someone had stolen my car, and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. When I finally got home, I found my wife in bed with the postman, and then my dog bit me.”

“So, I come to this bar to work up the courage to end it all. I buy a drink, drop a capsule in it, and sit here watching the poison dissolve. And then you show up and drink the whole thing!”

Keywords

• Johnny
• Bar
• Drink
• Biker
• Bully
• Crying
• Worst Day
• Failure
• Fired
• Stolen Car
• No Insurance
• Lost Wallet
• Unfaithful Wife
• Poisoned Drink

FAQ

Q: Why does Johnny start crying? A: Johnny starts crying because he just had the worst day of his life, where everything went wrong, culminating in the biker drinking his poison.

Q: What events led up to Johnny's bad day? A: Johnny was fired, his car was stolen, he lost his wallet, found his wife cheating, and was bitten by his dog.

Q: What was Johnny's original plan for the evening? A: Johnny's plan was to end his life by drinking a poisoned drink.

Q: How does the biker react to Johnny crying? A: The biker feels sympathy for Johnny and asks him what the problem is, since he can't stand seeing a man cry.

Q: Why did Johnny buy a drink and put a capsule in it? A: Johnny put a poison capsule in the drink to end his life due to his terrible day.

Q: What did the biker unintentionally do to Johnny's drink? A: The biker unintentionally drank the poisoned drink Johnny had prepared to end his life.