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I asked AI to make a Donald Trump Vacuum Cleaner Commercial

Film & Animation

Step 1: Article with Detailed Markdown Syntax

Introduction

Ever feel like nothing ever gets really clean? Tired of lugging around a literal ton of vacuum equipment?

Donald Trump here! You know nobody sucks like me, so introducing the I Suck, the newest in automated cleaning technology. With its cloud-based artificial intelligence system, you're never going to have to worry about dirt again.

With its self-upgrading, self-replicating, self-charging, self-piloting, self-defending features, the I Suck provides unlimited cleaning power.

And now, with the Retro Nuclear Cleaning Foam, you never have to worry about dirt and grime again as it destroys 99.9 percent of all atoms on contact.

But wait, we're not just going to use it on floors. That's right, we're coming for the bad Hombres in the cities. These city snowflakes are going to be crying harder than when I beat Hillary Clinton.

Good thing I have a yacht! This will make a fine Country Club. Thank you I Suck.

You're welcome Donald Trump.

I can walk the I Suck.

We all suck for I Suck.

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Step 2: Keywords

Keywords:

  • Donald Trump
  • Vacuum Cleaner
  • I Suck
  • Automated Cleaning Technology
  • Cloud-based AI
  • Self-Upgrading
  • Self-Replicating
  • Self-Charging
  • Self-Piloting
  • Self-Defending
  • Retro Nuclear Cleaning Foam

Step 3: FAQ

FAQ:

  1. What is the I Suck?

    • The I Suck is a new automated cleaning technology endorsed by Donald Trump, featuring cloud-based artificial intelligence and multiple self-sustaining features.

  2. What features does the I Suck have?

    • It includes self-upgrading, self-replicating, self-charging, self-piloting, and self-defending capabilities.

  3. What is the Retro Nuclear Cleaning Foam?

    • The Retro Nuclear Cleaning Foam is an advanced cleaning solution that reportedly destroys 99.9 percent of all atoms on contact, ensuring a thorough clean.

  4. Can the I Suck be used outside of floors?

    • Yes, according to the script, it aims to tackle dirt in various environments, including cities.

  5. Is there a political angle to the script?

    • The script includes political jokes and references, notably mentioning Trump beating Hillary Clinton and derogatorily referencing city inhabitants.