Kamala Harris Ad PARODY

I, Kamala Harris, am your Democratic candidate for president because Joe Biden has finally exposed his senility during the debates. Thanks, Joe. I was selected because I am the ultimate diversity hire. I am both a woman and a person of color, so if you criticize anything I say, you’re both sexist and racist. I may not know the first thing about running the country, but remember, that's a good thing if you're a deep state puppet.

I had four years under the tutelage of the ultimate deep state puppet and a wonderful mentor, Joe Biden. Joe taught me rule number one: carefully hide your total incompetence. I take insignificant things and discuss them as if they're significant, and I believe that exploring the significance of the insignificant is in itself significant.

Let’s talk about the significance of the passage of time. The significance of the passage of time... So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time. And there is such great significance to the passage of time!

Another trick is trying to sound black. I pretend to celebrate Kwanzaa and, in my speeches, I always do my best Barack Obama impression. So hear me when I say, I know Donald Trump's type. Okay, maybe my work addressing the root causes of the border crisis was catastrophic, but my knowledge of international politics is truly shocking. The United States shares a very important relationship, which is an alliance with the Republic of North Korea. It is an alliance that is strong and enduring.

Just remember when voting this November, it is important to see what can be unburdened by what has been. And by what has been, I mean Joe Biden. Do you think the country declined over the past four years? You ain't seen nothing yet!

Keywords

Kamala Harris
Democratic candidate
Diversity hire
Deep state puppet
Joe Biden
Incompetence
Passage of time
Kwanzaa
International politics
Donald Trump
Border crisis
North Korea
Election

FAQ

Q1: Why is Kamala Harris claiming to be a diversity hire? A1: The script parodically suggests that Harris was selected as a candidate due to her identity as both a woman and a person of color.

Q2: What does Harris say about Joe Biden? A2: Harris refers to Biden as her mentor and as the ultimate deep state puppet, claiming he taught her to hide incompetence.

Q3: What is the 'significance of the passage of time' meant to illustrate? A3: This phrase is repeated humorously to mock how Harris might discuss trivial matters as if they were important.

Q4: Does Harris make any comments about international politics? A4: Yes, the script humorously misstates that the U.S. has a strong and enduring alliance with North Korea.

Q5: What is the overall tone of this parody script? A5: The tone is satirical and aims to mock Kamala Harris by exaggerating supposed flaws and misunderstandings in her political career.

Q6: What is the purpose of this parody? A6: The parody aims to criticize and lampoon Kamala Harris and the Democratic Party by exaggerating her qualifications and political statements.