Kristen Bell's body has been lying to you this whole time

Comedy


Introduction

Not a lot of people know this about me: it takes about 12 to 14 hours to cover up all of her tattoos. I have 214 professional tattoos, and nine I've done myself.

One significant tattoo is Taz, which represents a whirlwind past relationship. Insert gear here—that's a dick joke.

The first tattoo I ever got was in the seventh grade. I really loved my headgear.

Do you regret any of them? No

Do you have a favorite? This is a tattoo of a tattooed tween listening to the bands Tattoo and Wean on the planet Tatooine from the Star Wars Universe.

What's the longest you've been in makeup for a film? 15 hours, but that's because while they were covering me up, I was getting fresh ink.

That's tits.

Keywords

  • Tattoos
  • 12 to 14 hours
  • Professional tattoos
  • Taz
  • Whirlwind relationship
  • Headgear
  • Tattooed tween
  • Tatooine
  • Star Wars
  • Makeup
  • Fresh ink

FAQ

Q: How long does it take to cover up all of Kristen Bell's tattoos? A: It takes about 12 to 14 hours.

Q: How many professional tattoos does she have? A: She has 214 professional tattoos.

Q: Did she get any tattoos herself? A: Yes, she has done nine tattoos herself.

Q: What does the Taz tattoo represent? A: The Taz tattoo represents a whirlwind past relationship.

Q: When did she get her first tattoo? A: She got her first tattoo in the seventh grade.

Q: Does she regret any of her tattoos? A: No, she does not regret any of them.

Q: What is her favorite tattoo? A: Her favorite tattoo is of a tattooed tween listening to the bands Tattoo and Wean on the planet Tatooine from the Star Wars Universe.

Q: What's the longest time she's been in makeup for a film? A: The longest time she's been in makeup for a film is 15 hours because she was getting fresh ink while they were covering up her existing tattoos.