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Ellie struts confidently into the bar knowing all eyes are on her immediately. Several men run up handing the bartender their cards in an attempt to get her attention. None of them are Amex though, so Ellie knows she hasn't found her target for the night.

The alpha, Ellie, smiles at the Sims around her though, just in case she needs them to buy something for her later while her sultry eyes scan the locale. Suddenly, it feels as though her uterus gets a kick worse than anything a period could do. Her eyes wildly look for the source. This is the way a woman's body alerts her to the right man — evolutionary recognition of the protector.

Her molten chocolate eyes finally land on him. As her uterus relaxes, her breasts get heavy inside her shirt, trying to escape her and run to him like puppies pulling on a leash. Of course, Ellie thinks, it's the one man that doesn't give her free undeserving attention. That's the real man.

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Keywords: Ellie, bar, Amex, alpha, sultry eyes, uterus, evolutionary recognition, protector, molten chocolate eyes, real man.

FAQ

Q: What is this article about?
A: This article describes Ellie's experience in a bar, highlighting her search for a man who meets her criteria, through a satire of stereotypical female portrayals often found in literature written by men.

Q: Why is Ellie looking for a specific type of man?
A: Ellie is looking for a man who stands out by not giving her free, undeserving attention, as she interprets this as a sign of a "real man."

Q: What does the term "evolutionary recognition of the protector" imply?
A: It satirically suggests that a woman's body biologically identifies a suitable protector or mate, exaggerating the instinctive attraction to certain men.

Q: Why does Ellie ignore the men who approach her with their cards?
A: She dismisses them because none of their cards are Amex, which she apparently uses as a superficial criterion to find her target for the night.