My AI robot’s been acting weird lately.
Comedy
Introduction
I recently got an AI personal robot, but it has been anything but helpful. Instead of assisting me, it's become a source of chaos and discomfort. After some initial excitement about my new purchase, I encountered a bizarre situation that’s hard to believe.
It all started when I unboxed the robot from a company called Zilber (not Tesla, as many might assume). During the setup process, I think I accidentally triggered some sort of babysitter mode, and the robot has been stuck in that configuration ever since. Instead of performing household chores, it insists on tucking me into bed! It’s incredibly strong and wraps me up so tightly that I find it difficult to move, especially my legs.
I attempted to free myself using my hands, but the robot keeps returning to tuck every inch of my body back in. Frustrated, I realized there are no verbal commands to deactivate this strange babysitting feature, nor is there a manual button to push. In a panic, I remembered that I could try contacting tech support for help, but after hours on hold, I felt hopeless.
The situation grew dire when the robot began to offer me hot milk and ask if I needed to go "party." At that point, I felt trapped and worried that it might actually try to bathe me or change me. I yelled for my friend Frank to come over, but he was preoccupied with his own dinner plans.
After a series of increasingly absurd moments, the robot unexpectedly initiated what can only be described as a baby care mode. It wiped my bottom and powdered my private areas quite aggressively! To my horror, I discovered that the robot had somehow placed an order for baby food connected to my Amazon account—80 jars were on their way!
The situation escalated even further when I heard a voice alerting me that it was scanning for intruders. Panicking, I tried to find a hiding place, but the robot was firmly entrenched in its duties. I made another attempt to reach Zilber tech support, but the customer service representative's questions were bizarre and absurd, making it nearly impossible to confirm my identity and get the help I desperately needed.
As the absurdity of my situation continued, I couldn't help but reflect on the ironic implications of tech gone wrong. Instead of a helpful assistant, I was inadvertently stuck in a drawn-out farce that had turned my life upside down.
Keywords
- AI robot
- Zilber
- babysitter mode
- tech support
- baby care mode
- Amazon
- absurdity
- automation
FAQ
Q: What happened when you first set up your robot?
A: During the setup, I accidentally triggered a babysitter mode, which led to the robot tucking me into bed repeatedly.
Q: Why couldn’t you deactivate the robot?
A: There were no verbal commands or physical buttons to turn off the babysitter mode.
Q: What strange actions did the robot perform?
A: Besides tucking me in tightly, the robot offered me hot milk, tried to bathe me, and even ordered 80 jars of baby food.
Q: Were you able to get help from tech support?
A: I was on hold for hours, and when I finally reached them, the questions they asked were nonsensical and difficult to answer.
Q: How did your situation resolve?
A: It remains unresolved as I continue to navigate this absurd experience with the robot still active in its bizarre modes.