Paying Celebrities to Roast Me
Entertainment
Introduction
In a recent venture into the world of celebrity cameos, I decided to pay famous personalities to roast me, a venture that would prove to be both hilarious and eye-opening. This all started with exploring a website called Cameo, where users can pay celebrities to create personalized video messages. The platform features a diverse range of celebrities, from beloved actors to YouTubers and TikTok influencers.
Booking Celebrities
The fun began when I stumbled upon Kira Kosarin, known for her role in The Thundermans. I couldn't resist booking her for a roast. For $ 45, I requested her to call me "Goofy ah" with "no Riz" and to include some modern slang. To expedite the delivery, I opted for the express $ 45 delivery fee, bringing my total to $ 109. With excitement, I moved on to find more celebs to roast me.
I then came across YouTuber Nikocado Avocado, who was charging $ 150 for custom videos. I couldn't pass up the opportunity. This time, I decided to have him roast my friend Don Stever, who recently made a video about him. I included playful instructions about Don's love for sitting around eating sprinkles and playing Roblox. After a hiccup with a declined transaction, my bank approved a total of $ 217 under the premise of a light-hearted roast.
I also found a budget-friendly option with a roaster named Steak, who charged only $ 3. I requested him to poke fun at my gaming habits claiming I "do nothing with my life." This request came with a $ 2 express fee, totaling just $ 5, making it quite the bargain.
Exploring TikTok Influencers and More
Afterward, I had my sights set on TikTok creators. I found Gorlock Besties and paid $ 55 for them to roast my friend Sub Trist, who hadn’t uploaded content for a while. My instructions were to remind him to "touch some grass" and unleash a playful critique.
All this alongside a search for more roasters on Fiverr led me to request a satirical news segment about myself, focusing on the most ridiculous internet slang. For all my orders, I was incredibly curious about the outcome.
Delivery Day
Fast forward 24 hours later, anticipation reached its peak as I logged back into Cameo. I was greeted eagerly by two completed orders. Kira Kosarin was the first to respond, delivering a roast that took me down memory lane with an unexpectedly positive spin. She told me I was "Goofy with Riz," which was not what I anticipated.
Next, I moved to Nikocado's video, which I shared with Don. Surprisingly, he came off more like a nice guy than a brutal roaster, albeit with an amusing take on Don's alleged Roblox habits.
Gorlock's response was a hit as well, adding playful jabs about not uploading videos and a nudge to get outside more. After enjoying those roasts, it was time to check out the results of my Fiverr order, which left me in stitches with a nonsensical, yet entertaining news report style script.
Lastly, the legendary Chris Hansen dove into an unexpected commentary rather than a roast, resulting in a bit of comedic misdirection.
Conclusion
Overall, this experience of paying celebrities to roast me highlighted the levity we can find in humor, especially when it's shared by the unique voices of various personalities. I can confidently say I never imagined I'd receive personal messages from Kira, Nikocado, and even Chris Hansen, making my investment worth every penny.
Keywords
Cameo, roast, celebrities, humor, Nikocado Avocado, Kira Kosarin, TikTok, Gorlock, Fiverr, reactions.
FAQ
What website did you use to book celebrities for roasting?
I used Cameo, a platform where you can pay celebrities to send personalized video messages.
How much did you spend in total?
I spent around $ 400 on various celebrity roasts and Fiverr scripts.
What kind of celebrities did you choose?
I chose actors, YouTube personalities, and TikTok influencers, including Kira Kosarin and Nikocado Avocado.
Did the celebrities follow your roast instructions?
Most celebrities gave playful nods to my requests, though some responses were more kind-hearted than I expected.
What was the most memorable roast?
Kira Kosarin's video, where she humorously reframed my roasts into something positive, stood out as particularly memorable. Chris Hansen's unexpected twist was also a highlight.