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Presidents Fail A Group Project ??

In our most recent class, everyone performed exceptionally well on their projects — except for the teams composed of the three new kids.

"Is that us?" Joe asked. "Yes," the teacher replied. "Joe, Donald, on the third line you wrote 3 + 2 equals Big Mac, which is obviously false." "Sorry, I was hungry," Joe admitted. "Meanwhile," continued the teacher, "your teammate Kim failed because he was part of your team. Kim was the first person in history to manage dividing by zero." "Actually, in North Korea, we learn to do that in the first grade," Kim interjected.

The teacher then turned to Obama. "Obama also did very well but only failed because Joe was on his team. On the first line, he wrote 6 + 2 equals … and then an incomprehensible squiggle." "Joe, you surprise me more and more every day," the teacher exclaimed. "Shut up, fat Big Mac," Joe retorted defensively.

The teacher addressed Obama again, "You're not any better than him if you manage to fail the next project. You will officially fail my class by your second day in this school." "This is not fair," Obama protested, "why can't I pair up with Kim and let Donnie and Joe team up together?" "I agree with Obama," Kim chimed in.

However, Donald disagreed with the proposed changes. "No, the teams will be officially changed," the teacher declared. "Damn it," the students muttered.

Curious, Joe asked, "What will the new project be about?" "The new project will be about Big Macs and sleeping," the teacher replied. "Yay," some exclaimed. "Damn it," Joe muttered under his breath.

Keywords

  • Group project
  • New kids
  • 3 + 2 equals Big Mac
  • Dividing by zero
  • Failing the class
  • Team pairing
  • Big Macs and sleeping

FAQs

Q: Why did Joe's team fail the project? A: Joe's team failed because Joe wrote "3 + 2 equals Big Mac," which is incorrect. Additionally, Kim's unconventional approach to dividing by zero did not help.

Q: Why did Obama fail the project? A: Obama failed the project because his teammate Joe wrote an incorrect answer and another line with an incomprehensible squiggle.

Q: Can the team pairings be changed? A: Initially, there was a suggestion to switch up the teams, but the teacher ultimately decided that the paired teams would be officially changed.

Q: What is the new project about? A: The new project will focus on Big Macs and sleeping.

Q: What happens if they fail the next project? A: If they fail the next project, they will officially fail the class.