PRESIDENTS RANK LUNCHABLES

Introduction

In a recent online discussion, two friends, Joe and Donald, delved into the intriguing world of Lunchables, ranking various types of the popular snack. Joe expressed his excitement over the chance to create a Lunchables tier list, especially since it meant taking the opportunity from Donald. Although Donald was somewhat ambivalent about Joe taking on the Lunchables topic, he still found it amusing.

During their banter, they noted that Lunchables tend to release the same food items with only slight variations, such as different candies or drinks, leading to a lack of variety. This change has frustrated Joe, as he craved more diverse offerings from the brand. They discussed the ownership of Lunchables, eventually confirming they are currently under the Kraft Heinz Company following a merger in 2015. Joe humorously admitted his fondness for a particular sauce made by Heinz.

As they proceeded with the tier list, Joe began with the Lunchables nachos, which he rated B-tier. He appreciated the chips and salsa but found the nacho cheese lacking. Next, they praised ham and cheese crackers and chicken nuggets, both earning S-tier ratings due to their versatility and taste.

Joe's skepticism emerged with the chicken kebab poppers, which he rated C-tier simply because he couldn’t find them online. This led to a surprising assessment of the sub, which landed a disappointing D-tier due to its stale bread seeming reminiscent of medieval times. They pondered the odd existence of beef tacos, assigning them a C-tier rating too.

Towards the end of their list, they addressed two types of pizzas: the traditional and the deep dish. The original pizza secured an S-tier ranking for its charm and nostalgic flavor. Meanwhile, they relegated the deep dish pizza to an A-tier, noting it wasn’t truly deep dish.

As the discussion ended, Joe expressed a craving for cake, amusingly referring to “Don’s Bunda cake.” The pair humorously concluded, hinting at fictional “Galaxy gas” as a running gag about maintaining their energy levels.

Keyword

Lunchables, tier list, nachos, ham and cheese crackers, chicken nuggets, chicken kebab poppers, sub, beef tacos, pizza, deep dish pizza, Kraft Heinz Company, Daddy's Brown Sauce.

FAQ

Q: What is the ranking system used for the Lunchables?
A: The ranking system goes from S-tier (the best) to D-tier (the worst), based on taste and experience.

Q: Why did Joe rate the nachos as B-tier?
A: Joe found the chips and salsa enjoyable but felt the nacho cheese was lacking without being heated.

Q: What were the highest-rated Lunchables in the video?
A: The highest-rated Lunchables were the ham and cheese crackers and chicken nuggets, both earning S-tier.

Q: What humorous commentary did Joe make about other Lunchables?
A: Joe humorously suggested that he had never encountered the chicken kebab poppers and gave the sub a low D-tier for its poor bread quality.

Q: Which type of pizza received the highest praise?
A: The original pizza was placed in S-tier due to its nostalgic charm and customizable options.