Taylor Tomlinson Doesn’t Trust AI to Help Humans Find Love

Introduction

Welcome to the show, everyone! I'm Taylor Tomlinson, and today I want to talk about something pretty intriguing: a new AI tool that claims to help you hug your younger self. This concept has taken social media by storm, and users are sharing how it helps them cope with their struggles. But let’s be honest—it feels more like a digital band-aid for our emotions, and I'm definitely in that camp. Has anyone else seen ads for this? I can see a couple of hands up. Thank goodness! For a moment there, I thought I was the only one targeted for this very specific idea. Yes, I downloaded it, and yes, it made me feel better.

Now, this is the kind of use case I support for AI. Rather than writing your essays, how about using it to heal your inner child? But let’s dig deeper. Who’s the tech bro behind this concept? I need to find him, and, well, let’s just say there might be a baby in the future.

While the AI hug is cute, it’s obviously not the same as actually going back in time and giving your younger self a hug. If I had that ability, trust me, I wouldn’t be a comedian—I’d be a pargal living in Indiana or something, and honestly, I think I’d be happy. AI does have its potential for good: from medical advancements to tackling real-world issues like hugging little Taylor. But one of the most important applications? Getting you laid.

Speaking of finding love, have you guys heard about Bumble's new AI wingman feature? This AI could essentially go out and date for you—can you imagine? No need to interact with hundreds of potential matches. Instead, the AI would scan the entire city and present you with three suitable candidates. It feels reminiscent of a modern arranged marriage. What if Princess Jasmine had relied on an algorithm? She might’ve ended up with Jafar instead of Aladdin.

While I wouldn't mind outsourcing some tasks, falling in love seems too important to leave to a program. I can think of simpler things to delegate to AI, like picking what to watch on Netflix. If I'm scrolling through options, I’d prefer someone to just tell me, "Hey, you want to watch the Minions movie again?"

But here's the kicker: this AI wingman wants us to share our vulnerabilities—things like breakups and commitment issues. I refuse to let a robot in on my insecurities! My private diary doesn’t even get that detail. Intimacy in love requires a spark that simply can't be coded into an algorithm.

For what it’s worth, the Disney version of Robin Hood, where he's a fox, was definitely a movie that gave me a spark during my formative years, but I'm not here to entertain questions about it. AI may be able to send messages on my behalf, but it's not going to step in for me on a date, especially when it comes to swatting away unwanted advances.

So while technology can handle many things, when it comes to matters of the heart, let’s leave that job to the true experts: the talented animators at Disney. After all, who could better represent love than the people responsible for creating our most beloved characters?

Keyword

• AI
• Hugging the inner child
• Emotional intelligence
• Dating concierge
• Falling in love
• Netflix recommendations
• Vulnerabilities
• Robin Hood
• True love

FAQ

Q1: What does the AI tool claim to do?
A1: The AI tool allows users to "hug" their younger selves, helping them cope with emotional struggles.

Q2: What does Taylor think about using AI for dating?
A2: Taylor expresses skepticism about AI dating features, arguing that finding love should not be delegated to technology.

Q3: What alternative task does Taylor suggest for AI?
A3: Taylor suggests using AI to help make easier decisions, like selecting a movie on Netflix.

Q4: Does Taylor believe AI can understand human emotions?
A4: No, Taylor is doubtful that AI can grasp the complexities of human emotions and relationships.

Q5: Who does Taylor believe should handle matters of the heart?
A5: Taylor believes romantic matters should be left to experts like talented animators at Disney.