When Dating Apps Start Using AI

Introduction

Introduction

Hey, thanks for coming in. Today, I'm going to be hiring you to beta test our new dating app.

Cool, what's the app called?

It's called "Dating App."

Wow, so we're just going to have you use it for 3 weeks, come back here and give us any feedback you might have. Sound good?

Yeah, let's do it.

First Impressions

Initial Feedback

Alright, so what do you think?

I like it. I think this is what I'm going to be doing from now on.

Great! Any features you think need to be updated?

No, the app's pretty good, but the conversations are pretty tough, though.

Oh really?

Yeah, it feels like I picked up a second full-time job, but instead of getting paid, I'm getting endless small talk with girls I'll never meet.

I see. Wait, you actually got girls to respond though?

Yeah, all of them do.

I'm going to need to speak with you after this meeting. In the meantime, I think I might have a solution to your problem.

Introducing Chat GPT

We're rolling out a new Chat GPT feature. All you have to do is ask the bot what to say, copy and paste, and you're good to go!

Sweet, so I don't have to think anymore?

Not really. We'll roll it out tomorrow. Just come back in 3 weeks and let me know what you think.

Three Weeks Later

Chat GPT Feedback

So, it's been 3 weeks.

It has?

Yeah, I noticed the on-screen text. So, why are you wearing the same shirt?

Don't worry about it. So, what do you think of the new Chat GPT feature?

It was pretty good, but I do have a couple of thoughts.

So, no longer having to think has been great, but all the copying and pasting is starting to get pretty annoying.

I see. But the girls are still responding, though?

Oh yeah, all the time.

You lucky bastard. But I can see where your concern is coming from, and I think I might have a solution.

Introducing AI Bots

Due to recent developments in AI, we've decided to replace Chat GPT with your very own AI bot. It can do all the thinking and talking for you, so all you have to do is just show up for the date.

Sweet, so no more copy and paste?

No more anything. See you in 3 weeks.

Another Three Weeks Later

AI Bots: The New Normal

Oh no, so what do we think? Was the AI bot able to get the job done?

Oh yeah, the AI bot's great. It's just, all these dates are starting to get pretty exhausting.

Wait, so you've actually been going on dates?

Oh yeah, all the time, and it's getting pretty expensive too. I've spent everything you guys have paid me so far, just on dates.

Oh, we're not paying you.

You're not? But anyways, sorry to hear that. Luckily, though, we might have a solution.

The Dating Simulation

We've created a simulation that can take your AI bot and the respective female AI bot and simulate what would happen if you went on a date.

Wow, okay.

The simulation will then tell you how the fake date went and determine whether it should simulate a second date, a third date, and so on.

Okay, so will I ever meet these girls in person then, or?

Well, that depends. Do you want to?

Not really.

Then no.

Thank God. Anyways, we'll go ahead and update the app and just let us know what you think.

Yet Another Three Weeks Later

The Final Stage

Okay, that was a pretty quick three weeks.

Yeah, I was going to say the same thing. Do you plan on changing shirts anytime soon?

No, sir.

Great. So, what do you think of the AI dating simulator?

It was great. I have three girlfriends and haven't seen any of them.

Wow, I cannot imagine what that must feel like. So, you didn’t encounter any issues this time around?

No, it's been pretty seamless. I'm just getting kind of tired of coming in here.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, can I do this meeting virtually?

Yeah, we can do that.

Hold on one sec.

Yeah, I like this a lot.

Are you wearing pants?

Nope.

Yeah, neither am I. So, what do we do now? Do you want me to keep beta testing the app then, or?

Well, actually, it turns out that the AI bots are starting to get tired of going on dates with the other AI bots.

Oh really?

In fact, it appears they're so tired of going on dates that they created their own AI bots to go on dates with the AI bots of the other AI bots.

So, are we talking a simulation of AI bots within a simulation of AI bots?

It appears that way, yeah.

Well, that probably won't have any negative consequences long-term.

I can't imagine, but I've seen too many movies.

Conclusion

So, what do you say? Do you want to test it out some more and check back in 3 weeks?

Yeah, I can do that.

Great, see you then.

It's been 3 weeks.

You're telling me.

Final Feedback

So, you got any updates?

Updates on your dates!

Got it, yeah. So, it looks like I have 11 girlfriends now.

That's great.

Yeah, the more, the better. Now, according to my diagnostics, the AI bots’ AI bots are also starting to get tired of going on dates, just like their parent AI bots.

Wow, them too, huh?

Yeah, it seems like whether you're man or machine, no one's a fan of making small talk for weeks on end.

So, it almost feels like it’d be more ideal to be in a long-term relationship and not have to use these dating apps and do all this dating stuff.

Well, how do you suppose people get into one of those?

Probably by using a dating app and doing all this dating stuff.

Oh sh...

You know, maybe we should just go back to the way things used to be, you know, just meet people in the real world the old-fashioned way.

Yeah, you know, maybe you're right. Or we could create another AI bot.

You should definitely create another AI bot.

Great, see you in 3 weeks.

Keywords

• AI
• Dating App
• Chat GPT
• AI Bots
• Dating Simulation
• Long-Term Relationship
• Small Talk
• Real-world Interaction

FAQ

Q: What is the main purpose of the app? A: The app is designed to facilitate online dating by using AI technology to automate conversations and date simulations.

Q: How does Chat GPT feature work? A: The Chat GPT feature creates automated responses for users, who then copy and paste these responses to communicate with their matches.

Q: What is the AI Bot feature? A: The AI Bot feature completely automates the conversation and planning of dates, requiring the user to only show up for the date itself.

Q: What is the dating simulation? A: This feature creates a virtual simulation of a date between the user's AI bot and its matched female AI bot to predict the outcome of real-life dates.

Q: Are real in-person dates necessary with this app? A: Not anymore, especially with the simulation feature allowing users to remain virtual.

Q: Why are the AI Bots creating their own AI Bots? A: The AI bots got tired of endlessly dating each other, creating a recursive loop of AI bots dating AI bots of other AI bots.

Q: Does this app actually solve the problem of finding a long-term relationship? A: It seems that even with advanced AI, the traditional approach of real-world interaction might still be necessary for genuine long-term relationships.