PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE: CRUST VS NO CRUST?

Introduction

Greetings everyone! Welcome to the sixth entry of our critically acclaimed presidential debate series featuring Donald Trump and Joe Biden. Although Joe isn't running for president anymore, he’s here to represent Kamala Harris—for reasons that remain quite unclear. As the moderator, I'm here to watch everything unfold.

To make things more interesting, we’ll have a game up on the screen. This time we’ll be showcasing "Herob Bot," a game requested and created by Virus Star 4. You can check out its demo on Steam. However, please remember that we’re not sponsored, nor did he explicitly request this—we just wanted to support a fellow fan.

Today's debate centers on a seemingly trivial yet controversial topic: should sandwiches be served with crust or without? Representing Team Crust is Donald Trump, and representing Team No Crust is Joe Biden. Now, let's get into it!

The Debate:

Joe Biden - Team No Crust:

Joe argues that people want to enjoy their food, and crusts can get in the way of that enjoyment.
He acknowledges that whether or not to keep crust is a personal choice.
Joe believes the crust does not taste good and detracts from the overall sandwich experience.
He suggests that while the center bite of a sandwich is delicious, the crust is just an obstacle.
Joe questions the belief that crusts have nutritional value and argues it's a fallacy perpetuated by parents.
He introduces creative ways to repurpose crusts: breadcrumbs, croutons, cinnamon sticks, cheesy sticks, garlic bread sticks, and bread pudding.
Joe concludes his argument with a playful "No Crust" rap.

Donald Trump - Team Crust:

Donald counters by arguing it’s immature to cut off crusts.
He portrays eating the crust as a sign of character and resilience.
Trump insists that enduring the crust makes the sandwich's center more rewarding.
He claims the crust does have extra nutritional value, even though Joe refutes this.
Donald criticizes the extra effort needed to repurpose crusts and emphasizes principles and tradition.
He stands firm on eating the crust as a matter of dignity and integrity.

Verdict:

We’ve heard both sides; now it’s up to you to decide the winner. Do you keep the crust on your sandwiches or not?

And don’t forget to check out "Herob Bot" on Steam. The demo is available, and it looks like a lot of fun!

Keywords

Presidential debate
Donald Trump
Joe Biden
Crust vs No Crust
Sandwich preferences
Herob Bot game
Virus Star 4

FAQ

Q1: Why is Joe Biden representing Kamala Harris in this debate? A1: It’s unclear whether Kamala Harris signed off on Joe Biden representing her, but Joe has undertaken the role in this series for entertainment.

Q2: What is the main argument for Team No Crust? A2: Joe Biden argues that crusts detract from the enjoyment of sandwiches, and there are many creative ways to repurpose them.

Q3: What is the main argument for Team Crust? A3: Donald Trump argues that eating the crust builds character and enhances the enjoyment of the sandwich's center. He considers it a matter of principles and tradition.

Q4: Are there any specific nutritional benefits to eating the crust? A4: Joe Biden claims that the idea of crust having extra nutritional value is a fallacy, while Donald Trump claims it does have extra nutrition.

Q5: What game is featured in this debate episode? A5: The featured game is "Herob Bot," created by Virus Star 4. The demo can be checked out on Steam.

Q6: Are there alternative uses for sandwich crust mentioned in the debate? A6: Yes, Joe Biden mentions several creative ways to repurpose crusts, such as making breadcrumbs, croutons, cinnamon sticks, and bread pudding.