PRESIDENTS RANK FAST FOOD DESSERTS

Introduction

If you thought you'd seen it all in the world of fast food, think again. In this unconventional tier list, three former U.S. Presidents, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden, come together to rank fast food desserts. Get ready for a whirlwind of fast food opinions, odd food pairings, and some banter that you wouldn't typically expect from world leaders. Let's dive right in.

Intro and Banter

The tier list starts with Trump, who is surprisingly the heaviest of the three despite his claims. His diet intentions come under fire from Biden, who throws a few jabs at Trump's weight and habits. The banter continues from there, making for an entertaining setup to their food rankings.

First Ranking: Taco Bell Cinnamon Twist

Donald Trump kicks off the list by placing the Taco Bell Cinnamon Twist squarely in the D-tier. He acknowledges these sweet treats are not among the worst, but also not the best, especially compared to other items on the list. Despite this, Trump admits he still eats them, igniting a mix of accusations and jokes from Obama and Biden about his eating habits.

Mid-Tier Rankings: Mini Churros and McFlurry

Moving on, Trump places the Mini Churros from Jack In The Box and the McDonald's McFlurry in the B-tier. He acknowledges the simplicity and enjoyment of a McFlurry, while also noting that the gratification of such desserts can be achieved equally well at home. This sparks a bizarre declaration from Biden regarding his preference for physical interaction with the cashiers at McDonald's, adding another layer of humor to their discussion.

The Best Treats: S-Tier Rankings

In this category, Trump highlights some of the best fast food desserts. He places McDonald's pies and Dairy Queen's Blizzard in the S-tier, giving them top marks for quality and taste. Biden, well-known among the trio for his love of blizzards, eagerly agrees and confesses his willingness to go to great lengths for a Blizzard.

Mid and Low Ranks: Popeyes and Sonic

Trump then ranks Popeyes' Strawberry Biscuits in the C-tier, commenting that while they're tasty, they aren't worth going out of your way for. He then ranks Sonic Slushies in the A-tier, sparking a discussion on whether slushies are technically desserts or drinks.

Winning Brownies: Chick-fil-A Chocolate Fudge Brownies

Another S-tier gem is the Chocolate Fudge Brownie from Chick-fil-A. Trump emphasizes its superiority and deliciousness, even when compared to McDonald's cookies, which also get an honorary mention. The love for Chick-fil-A's brownies is unanimous among the trio.

Surprising Controversy: Wendy's Frosty

Trump controversially places the Wendy's Frosty in the B-tier, claiming it's overrated. This sparks outrage from Biden, who staunchly defends Frosties, especially when paired with fries.

Ending on a High Note: Jollibee Peach Mango Pie and Taco Bell Cinnabon Delights

The list concludes with high praise for Jollibee's Peach Mango Pie and Taco Bell's Cinnabon Delights, both ranked in the S-tier. Trump enthusiastically recommends these, claiming their flavor power is phenomenal.

Keywords

• Fast food desserts
• Taco Bell Cinnamon Twist
• McDonald's McFlurry
• Dairy Queen Blizzard
• Popeyes Strawberry Biscuits
• Sonic Slushies
• Chick-fil-A Chocolate Fudge Brownies
• Wendy's Frosty
• Jollibee Peach Mango Pie
• Taco Bell Cinnabon Delights

FAQ

Q: What started the fast food dessert rankings? A: The idea came about from a playful banter between the three friends, where they decided to rank fast food desserts as a fun activity.

Q: Why did Donald Trump rank the Taco Bell Cinnamon Twist in D-tier? A: Trump feels that while they aren't the worst, they don't compare well to other desserts on the list. However, he still enjoys them for the flavor change from sweet to salty.

Q: Why was there controversy over Wendy's Frosty ranking? A: Trump placed it in B-tier, sparking outrage from Biden, who vehemently defends the Frosty, especially when paired with fries.

Q: Which desserts made it to the S-tier? A: The S-tier desserts include McDonald's pies, Dairy Queen's Blizzard, Chick-fil-A's Chocolate Fudge Brownie, Jollibee's Peach Mango Pie, and Taco Bell's Cinnabon Delights.

Q: What was Joe Biden's unique opinion during the ranking? A: Biden had an unusual comment about enjoying the physical interaction of hand-holding with young cashiers at McDonald's.

Q: Are Sonic Slushies considered desserts or drinks? A: This sparked a debate among the trio. They ultimately decided it could be both, leading to its placement in the A-tier.