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Lend Me Your Ears: Rapunzel and Her Rad Fingernails

Lend me your ears, I shall tell you a tale of a tower and within it, a maiden so fair who was blessed with long locks of luxurious hair. Oh, Rapunzel! I'll tell her fast, so at least one of us can get out of her tower.

There was a princess named Rapunzel who was trapped in a tower. All the princes of the land wanted to rescue her. The tower had no stairs, but luckily, Rapunzel was gifted with long, healthy, and very curly fingernails.

“Come on, Prince, are you going to rescue me or not? It’s the nails, isn’t it? Can’t you just cut them?” Rapunzel exclaimed.

“What would you use to climb up and rescue me?” she quipped.

Rapunzel realized the princes were worthless and decided if she was going to escape, she would do it herself. Amidst dramatic music, Rapunzel made her bold declaration.

"Milady, I would ask for your hand in marriage. Also, I brought you this nail file," said a prince.

“No one’s gonna cage this bird again!” Rapunzel asserted, and so she went on to live an awesome life of adventure and intrigue, using her rad fingernails to slice and dice her way to fame and fortune.

The moral of the story? Forget boys, captain! You're ruining these stories, Yokko. Eat now? Oh, you do eat. Good thing I have another story about eating.

Listen, Knaves: The Tale of Red Riding Hood

Listen, knaves! Interrupt not my story or your demise by my hand will be swift and gory. This is the tale of a girl in a hood who met a large wolf deep in the woods.

“Oh, the story of the diminutive female who wore the red cloak of the riding! I am quite familiar with this tale of the folk. Please let me.”

Once upon a particular time interval, the girl of the red ridings and hoods was bringing treats to her grandma.

“I have the humble. I suppose grandmother will not mind if I have a small bite of her snacks,” thought Red Riding Hood.

“Oh, it is good to see you, but I cannot dally, for I am on my way to grandmother's house,” she continued.

Holding a small conversation with the wolf, she admitted, "Alas, I am not. I ate of her snacks, and now the basket is empty."

"The snacks, you say? You must be styled. Quite honestly, I am still having the hungries," said the wolf.

"Well, if we're being honest, I could have a bite myself," admitted Red Riding Hood.

“I should have saved some for grandmother. I suppose I can still give her this warm fur coat,” she thought.

Hearing despaired voices, she asked, "Hey, father, where are you? We are so lost and so very cold, and father is missing. We’ll get the medicine for mother."

“Yes, I'll very ill,” echoed the voices.

“Oh dear, those poor, poor wolf babies. What have I done?” she cried.

Approaching the wolf’s home, she greeted, "Hello and wolf greetings to you, my little fuzzies."

“Um, Wolf, father, you look so strange. What long eyelashes lad, better to give you the butterfly kisses with,” she remarked.

"The better to smell your scrumptious aroma with," replied the wolf.

“What tiny teeth you have,” she said.

“The better to eat normal food when you're hungry. Father is very hungry,” groaned the wolf.

“Hmmm, oh, I have an idea. I know of a grandmother that is in no way related to me that we can eat,” proposed Red Riding Hood.

And so the Red Rider of hoods and the tiny grandma wolf lived happily ever after. The moral is: if you consume the wolf, you must then adopt his identity and raise his family as your own.

Keyword

• Rapunzel
• Fingernails
• Princes
• Escape
• Adventure
• Red Riding Hood
• Wolf
• Snacks
• Grandmother
• Fairy Tales

FAQ

Q: Who was trapped in the tower? A: Rapunzel, a princess with exceptionally long, curly fingernails.

Q: How did Rapunzel decide to escape the tower? A: Rapunzel decided to escape the tower by herself after realizing that the princes were worthless.

Q: What did the prince bring to Rapunzel? A: The prince brought Rapunzel a nail file.

Q: What is the moral of Rapunzel's story? A: The moral is to rely on yourself rather than waiting for someone else to rescue you.

Q: Who did Red Riding Hood meet in the woods? A: Red Riding Hood met a large wolf in the woods.

Q: What mistake did Red Riding Hood make with her grandmother’s snacks? A: Red Riding Hood ate all the snacks meant for her grandmother.

Q: What is the moral of Red Riding Hood’s story? A: The moral is that if you consume the wolf, you must adopt his identity and raise his family.